10. Caleb: “What do you like to do for fun on weekends? Break old ladies’ hips?”
(From Episode 18: “The Badass Seed”)


9. Hanna: “And now your mom’s back there packing boxes.”
Emily: “Maybe we can pack her up.”
(From Episode 22, “For Whom the Bell Tolls”)


8. Byron (about Ezra): “He does that boyish smile thing a little too much, but I figure that must work for him.”
(From Episode 17: “The New Normal”)


7. Aria (seeing Wren): “Oh, is that the new fiancé? Is he as uptight as Melissa?”
Spencer: “No one’s as uptight as Melissa!”
(From Episode 2: “The Jenna Thing”)


6. Lucas: “This year, I plan to go from Honor Roll to toilet roll.”
(From Episode 12: “Salt Meets Wound”)


5. Hanna: “Oh, he found me — looked at me, and then got on the bus to Bastardville.”
(From Episode 22: “For Whom the Bell Tolls”)


4. Maya (to Emily): “You were one buckle short of a straight jacket.”
(From Episode 12: “Salt Meets Wound”)


3. Aria (to a football player): “Don’t you guys have practice, or did you lose your balls?”
(From Episode 13: “Know Your Frenemies”)


2. Hanna (to Aria): “One eye is bigger than the other. You look like a strung-out Powerpuff Girl.”
(From Episode 15: “If At First You Don’t Succeed, Lie, Lie Again”)


1. Aria (after Hanna criticizes her): “Can we just break [Hanna’s] other leg?”
(From Episode 14: “Careful What U Wish 4”)